En el Infierno – Buenisimo Chiste Guanaco

by newuser09876 8. septiembre 2010 17:33
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Tres hombres se mueren y se van al infierno: un Gringo, un hindú y un salvadoreño.

El diablo les dice:- 'Bueno hijueputas, les voy a dar una ùltima oportunidad.
Los voy a latiguear y el que aguante 3 latigazos míos, se puede ir al cielo. Además se podrán poner lo que quieran en la espalda, para ver si aguantan.'
Los hombres aceptan.
Pasa primero el Gringo, toma una loza de concreto grandísima.
El diablo, al primer latigazo, rompe la loza, y le hace mierda la espalda...
El gringo dice:- '¡Yaaaa!, yaaaa noooo !, ni modo, aquí me quedo en el infierno.'
El diablo le dá una patada en el culo y le dice 'pa´dentro, pues hijueputa'...
Después el Hindú pasa y se arrodilla y el Diablo le dice:-' Aaah si muy salsita el ceroote ! ¿no te vas a poner nada en la espalda entonces?..'

Y el Hindú contesta: - '¡Yo solo necesito meditación!'

El diablo contesta: - 'Bueno pizado, como querrás'.. Se arremanga, se escupe fuego en las manos, agarra el látigo y VA! el primer vergazo...el Hindú solo gime un poco y suelta una làgrima... 

El segundo latigazo y el Hindú tranquilo y solo se le sale un pedo.... el tercer latigazo y el Hindú como que si ni mierda.

Entonces dice el diablo : - '¡ La gran puta !.. pero vergon, te podès ir al cielo'.
Pero el Hindú le contesta: '¡¡¡ Ni mierda !!!' 'Primero quiero ver al salvadoreño cerote, que siempre se las lleva de que es el mas cabrón en todos los chistes que cuentan siempre se salva, siempre se pisa a los demás, siempre quedamos los demás como pendejos...ahora que se lo va a llevar la gran puta, quiero ver con qué sale este cerote'....
'Bueno pues' dice el diablo..
Pasa el salvadoreño, se arrodilla, y el diablo le dice:-
¿¿Y vos que pendejo?? tampoco te vas a poner nada en la espalda cerote??
'El salvadoreño contesta:- '¿¿ aaaah y se puede toda mierda??'
Le dice el diablo: - Lo que querrás cerote ¡!
Ah bueno pues!! Viene el Salvadoreño y se pone al hindú en la espalda y le dice al diablo.- Ahora si dale verga diablo cerote!!

Moraleja: Con los salvadoreños no se metan pendejos!!!

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